Gaff84's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Kittie: DGS - Episode 1]

Dude, that is some nice animation.

You are really talented. I hate magic the gathering a lot, too, so that is probably why I liked it. I don't know who that Finkel guy is, but my guess if he is related to the MTG kingdom, he is probably somewhere in orbit. Back in my freshman year, about four years ago, that MTG was a BIG deal. My friends tried to get me to play it. Shit, I wasn't going to spend my hard earned money on a card game. It leaves too much to the imagination. All the guys who played it looked and pretty much talked like those guys.

[Link's Quest For Ass 2]

Pretty original

I liked the quasi-pulp fiction part. That was great. Are you all right? No.... The shit with Fidel was great too. Keep up the good work, man.

[Vietnam:ASniper'sTale P1]

wtf?

Why do people portray guns as magical devices that propel the entire bullet? the shell casing is seperate from the lead. The brass shell casing is ejected, it does no fly out the front of the gun with lead. Dude, don't post shit unless it is done.

[Da kommt die Hero Turtles]

what were those dudes saying?

Ja, Ich kann Deutsch sprechen, aber nichts so gut! That was confusing. I can usually understand German, even Rammstein, but that ran circles around me. Immer auf die Laue? What the hell is that supposed to mean? Super starke hero turtles. Durch Mutation entstehende. Don't they have the word ninja somewhere in the german language?

[Corporate Assassin -ep1]

Well...

I am going to get a lot of heat from angry viewers... but it mostly sucked. Why would he eject a shell in the hallway? There would be one way back where he had fired the gun to kill the webcam guy. He would have ended up ejecting a shell casing, not a "warm bullet". I don't know... I guess it was okay...

[Cable Car Craze]

Really good animation...

But...(ther is always a "but" with me) it looks like and is pretty much is the Power Puff Girls. I hate that show......with a passion.

[Weed - Harmless? P1]

Creative

Not to funny though. People will go on forever about how harmless weed is. If you want to see how harmless it is, go talk to my dad. He is the prime example. Shit, he almost kill my mom and aunt over fucking dope. He spent my friggin' diaper money when I was a baby on dope. I didn't have a dad when I grew up. Weed is anything but harmless.